Thursday, May 22, 2008


One year ago today, on this day of all days, this day the 22nd, I came into this world. In a little town, called Americus, I opened my eyes for the first time. After a full year of observations, I have come across one conclusion...


Its an awfully big world, for such a small puppy...



I hope you miss me like I miss you,
Miss Manders

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Mommy and daddy taught me how to roll over.




How you like me now?








Hope you miss me like I miss you,
Miss Manders

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Heys Yalls,

Everyone threw a surprise party for me this weekend, it was so much funs! Except these other dogs crashed it and kept sniffing me and stuffs. No worries, I was still the cutest and prettiest puppy of them all!

So, daddy and mommy bought me these things called doggie stairs to let me get up on the futon. They are pretty confuzzling, but I think I got the hangs of them now. First your front feet on the first stair, then the second stair, then the third stair. Then you put your back feet on the first stair. This lets me smell and paw at the futon. If I want to get on it...I stop here, flip around, and simply have to try to back up until I am cuddling with my mom! Boy, those things are great.

I hope you miss me, like I miss you,
Miss Manders

Wednesday, May 7, 2008


Watch Dog Reports

May 6, 2008 6:00 PM – 8:00 PM

6:02 – Holy crap, there is someone outside! Dad! Dad! There is someone outside! Dad, Mom! Mom! Mom! Dad! Someone outside! I swear, I heard it. Dad! I heard it!.........
6:05 – ZOMG! They are back! Dad! Someone is outside! I heard it! Mom! Dad doesn’t believe me, but I swearses it! ……
6:12 – Phone! Phone! Phone! Dad! Food! Food! Wait, I mean Phone! Phone!
6:14 – Dad! I need to go out! Dad! I need to go out! Now! Real bad!
6:15 – Oh no! Dad is trying to catch me! I’m going under the futon
6:16 – Dad! Dad! I need to go out! Why won’t you listen?
6:17 – Dag, he caught me.
6:35 – Took me awhile, but I smelled around for 15 minutes and found the best place ever to pee. Treat status: Good. One milk bone, I’ll save it for later
6:36 – Milk bone from earlier was good. Dad! Dad! I want another treat!
6:40 – ZOMG! Someone is outside again! Dad! Mom! Mom! Mom! Dad! Outside!
6:42 – I think dad is getting frustrated with me. Maybe I should be a better watch dog…
6:43 – Someone outside again! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Mom! Outside! Dad! Dad! Mom! Mom! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
6:43-8:00 All is silent, as I am confined to my crate. So sad.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008


Sausages...sausages...sausage...sausage...sausages...sausages...sausage...

sausage...sausages...sausage.....sausages


Just kidding, but seriously, sausages.



Mandy