Watch Dog Reports
May 6, 2008 6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
6:02 – Holy crap, there is someone outside! Dad! Dad! There is someone outside! Dad, Mom! Mom! Mom! Dad! Someone outside! I swear, I heard it. Dad! I heard it!.........
6:05 – ZOMG! They are back! Dad! Someone is outside! I heard it! Mom! Dad doesn’t believe me, but I swearses it! ……
6:12 – Phone! Phone! Phone! Dad! Food! Food! Wait, I mean Phone! Phone!
6:14 – Dad! I need to go out! Dad! I need to go out! Now! Real bad!
6:15 – Oh no! Dad is trying to catch me! I’m going under the futon
6:16 – Dad! Dad! I need to go out! Why won’t you listen?
6:17 – Dag, he caught me.
6:35 – Took me awhile, but I smelled around for 15 minutes and found the best place ever to pee. Treat status: Good. One milk bone, I’ll save it for later
6:36 – Milk bone from earlier was good. Dad! Dad! I want another treat!
6:40 – ZOMG! Someone is outside again! Dad! Mom! Mom! Mom! Dad! Outside!
6:42 – I think dad is getting frustrated with me. Maybe I should be a better watch dog…
6:43 – Someone outside again! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Mom! Outside! Dad! Dad! Mom! Mom! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
6:43-8:00 All is silent, as I am confined to my crate. So sad.
May 6, 2008 6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
6:02 – Holy crap, there is someone outside! Dad! Dad! There is someone outside! Dad, Mom! Mom! Mom! Dad! Someone outside! I swear, I heard it. Dad! I heard it!.........
6:05 – ZOMG! They are back! Dad! Someone is outside! I heard it! Mom! Dad doesn’t believe me, but I swearses it! ……
6:12 – Phone! Phone! Phone! Dad! Food! Food! Wait, I mean Phone! Phone!
6:14 – Dad! I need to go out! Dad! I need to go out! Now! Real bad!
6:15 – Oh no! Dad is trying to catch me! I’m going under the futon
6:16 – Dad! Dad! I need to go out! Why won’t you listen?
6:17 – Dag, he caught me.
6:35 – Took me awhile, but I smelled around for 15 minutes and found the best place ever to pee. Treat status: Good. One milk bone, I’ll save it for later
6:36 – Milk bone from earlier was good. Dad! Dad! I want another treat!
6:40 – ZOMG! Someone is outside again! Dad! Mom! Mom! Mom! Dad! Outside!
6:42 – I think dad is getting frustrated with me. Maybe I should be a better watch dog…
6:43 – Someone outside again! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Mom! Outside! Dad! Dad! Mom! Mom! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
6:43-8:00 All is silent, as I am confined to my crate. So sad.
1 comment:
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